nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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khaleesioftheinternet:

i want a a restraining order against every spider

  • me everyday: well that was stupid
  • best-of-funny:

    misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

    When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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    When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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    When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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    When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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    when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

    When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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    vertabre:

    Simon says like me back

    itsbetterthananal:

    my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life